Can Purell be used as lube?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
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I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
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I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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