just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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