So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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