So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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