I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
This house was built for laser tag.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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