butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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