well I can't set my house on fire every night
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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