so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I've blown a few things in my day
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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