Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
