return my video game
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
My breasts were aching with rage.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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