You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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