I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
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Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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