She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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