whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
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