sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
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he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
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New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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