After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
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Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
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My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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