Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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