I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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