Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
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I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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