he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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