i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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