On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
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There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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