I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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