i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
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I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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