As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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