She is in my trunk
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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