ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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