Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
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drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
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that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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