and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
You don't make any sense
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It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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