Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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