Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
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Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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