To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
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just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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