there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
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Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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