he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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