I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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