omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
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wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
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everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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