I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
This baby is an asshole
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
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DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
the raccoons are back...
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