He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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