Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
tell me about the fingering
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