So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
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bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
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wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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