sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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