oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
