i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
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I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
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Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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