y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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