There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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