god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Randomize
