Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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