we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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