My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
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I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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