Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
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The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
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Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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