please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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