We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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