Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
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I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
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Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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