She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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