Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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