Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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