Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
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He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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