I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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