There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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